7.12.08

EATING IS THE NEW DRINKING

Hey, im just trying to spot new trends before they go MAINSTREAM. Is Mighty ahead of the pack when it comes to oral entertainment? Is eating toasties the new castlepoint? Will every other bar jump on this trend once it goes 'live'. Is it true there is a 1/2 shot of absynth in every bite? is it true that if you order the triple cheese, you get extra secret ingredients?

If "you could have whatevurr you like" like T.I, what would you order when you "get in the club" like the TUTTS?

3 comments:

gfabroadkill said...

BLOG SPEED AHEAD!

I'd get vitamins with lube sauce so I could swallow them quicker.

Anonymous said...

Dear Neonsleep.
Have my Ray-Ban Clubmaster sunglasses become MAINSTREAM?
Can I still wear them on Cuba without getting negative street style credits?
Please help.

N A U S E A said...

Cam, your dilemma is one of a true authentic trying to stay ALT.
The Clubmaster is a classic, but unfort fast becoming the next wayfarer in other lands.
Using NZs notorious 'fashion lag' will gain you no ALT-credits,
but i think you and your Clubmasters are however safe for this summer.
sleep easy.
-NS